TRIVIAL TREASURES
Nighthawks Keepsake Box
Showcasing the Joanie Karnowski painting from the back cover of Lee’s novel Nighthawks, this handsome box is perfect for storing cufflinks, keys, pills, blunts, secret documents (tiny ones), loose change, and so much more. And the fortune-telling napkin dispenser in the painting predicts that those who read the novel will become better looking, gain more “likes,” and find a sock full of Benjamins.
Nighthawks Notebook
Sometimes, you have to write things down. Why not here? This functional, stylish notebook will serve you well whether from an imaginary tuck-and-roll booth at Nighthawks or the comfort of your own real bed.
Childhood T-shirt
From her private WTF Collection, Lee has personally designed a T-shirt that is sure to inspire conversation wherever it’s worn featuring this photo plucked from her surreal, Lynchian-like childhood. Wearing it across your chest will keep her nearest to your heart.
Champions and Lunatics T-shirt
One way to share your feelings about this album is to wear the cover art. Doing so says, “I love this music,” while making you look super-foxy.
A Julie Page Mystery Mug
You know you love Julie Page. You don’t want to but you do. Well, your favorite fictional fractured femme drinks her coffee from a mug just like this. Be like JP! Wait—maybe don’t do that. But buy this mug. It’s an awesome mug.
This Tote Is Virtually Yours
Yes, that happened.
5th and Vanguard Magnet
How far would you go to hunt down your muse? How long can you burn and still be alive? Lee’s novel 5th and Vanguard explores those very questions. But this is a magnet. It’s just a magnet.
5th and Vanguard Notebook
Julie Page has a hard time sleeping. Maybe you have a hard time of it, too. But if you have a notebook, you can always fill the time productively by making lists, jotting down thoughts, or logging potential crimes you witness while loitering around on some abandoned city street in the wee hours of the morning. Anyway, this is a very nice notebook.
Champions and Lunatics Mug
There’s an album, there’s a song, and now there’s a mug. Because whether you consider yourself a champion or a lunatic you’ll need a mug.
Nighthawks Fridge Magnet
Here we have the cover art for the novel, Nighthawks. The characters will stick to your psyche like this magnet will stick to your fridge.
It’s a Puzzle
Pour yourself a stiff drink and settle into putting together this puzzle–one piece at a time. It may take you decades. It did Lee.
Virtually Yours Notebook
You probably already downloaded the album “Virtually Yours.” And you probably downloaded volumes two and three after that. Well, this notebook brings together all of those musical collections in one boffo photo!
Virtually Yours T-shirt
It’s true. Lee Adams is virtually yours